I loved my new computer the moment I saw it. It was beautiful, red, shiny and new. When the choices were black, purple, and red, the obvious choice was red. I love red. I love red houses, red rain boots, red doors, red laundry rooms, red skirts, red flip flops, red mailboxes, and red toe polish. I love red. BUT I love green too. And when I saw just a day after I bought my new computer that it came in green... I fell right smack dab out of love with the red one. I'm not talking hunter green or forest green or grass green either. I'm talking metallic, shimmery, bright and funky JADE green. I'd call it something different... something like lemongrass or verbena or spring, but they call it Jade. It's somewhere between the color of my living room ("Edgy Gold") and the color of little G's room ("Corn Husk Green") with an edgy shine to it. So, what did I do? I marched straight back to that store and demanded that they take my red computer back and give me a green one instead. They said no. I stomped my feet. They gave me the green one.
So, my new best friend James at Best Buy gave me the green one and took back the red one simple as that. Of course, I was still within the 14-day satisfaction window. You have 14 days to return your computer to Best Buy if you like red, but really like green. I love you Best Buy. I love you James. Oh, and I also love Dave who sold us the best new tv. He was nice to Gavin, which sold me on him and the tv right away. Gavin liked him. Gavin even held his hand and walked with him from the tvs to the computers so he could find someone to help me pick out my computer. the red one. the red one that i returned. because there was a green one. oh lordy, I didn't check if there was an orange one. please tell me there isn't an orange one.